Wow! I can find the chemical formula for sodium nitroxide but I don't know how to use a fax machine. HELP!!!! Has this "duh" moment ever happened to you at the office? For all the unfortunate bunch that have to work 8 hrs in a cubicle office, or the lucky ones who have a corner office with a view, have probably encountered this problem.I am proposing the following courses to be taught in colleges and universities worldwide.
1. Sending a fax. What that screeching noise means.
2. Making xerox copies; Not just of your behind!
3. Typing really fast even with two fingers.
4. Calling in sick. How to make your voice raspy.
5. The difference between "reply" and "reply to all'. How to avoid sending e-mails to the wrong recipients.
6. Internet browsing at work. How to shut down the browser within a milisecond without losing your job.
7. Saving your files: saving your life
8. How to run the coffee machine and saving money by avoiding Starbucks.
9. Cool scribbles; How to stay alert during meetings.Use at your own risk because I am not hiring anytime soon.
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