Saturday, April 11, 2009

Positive thoughts result in positive things;think HUMONGOUS!

The mind is the most powerful tool of your existence, second to your heart? Is the mind similar to the brain? Let me google that. According to the Merriam Webster dictionary, the mind is defined as "the element or complex of elements in an individual that feels, perceives, thinks, wills, and especially reasons". Okay, that makes sense to even the mindless and brainless of beings.

So now what is the brain? The brain is defined as "the portion of the vertebrate central nervous system enclosed in the skull and continuous with the spinal cord through the foramen magnum that is composed of neurons and supporting and nutritive structures (as glia) and that integrates sensory information from inside and outside the body in controlling autonomic function (as heartbeat and respiration), in coordinating and directing correlated motor responses, and in the process of learning."

Okay, major difference between the mind and the brain. The way I understand is that the mind are our collective thoughts and the brain is an organ that controls the rest of our bodies. So can you be brainy and mindless? And can you be mindlful and have no brains? Is the brain the tool to success or does the mind determine the outcome of our lives? Can we compare the person who invented sliced bread to Einstein? I commend the sliced-bread inventor because he/she has made my sandwich-making and butter-spreading life so easy. Just think, where would the toaser be without that invention? Damn, I would have to squish my bread into my toaster causing unnecessary smoke signals going off and major bread jams. Then I would be forced to read my toaster manual and figure out how to take the bread out with damaging the toaster. And if worse came to worse i'd have to call customer service, who would make me stay on the line because 1000 people jammed their toasters. Do you see how important this is?? hahahaha

Every best-seller or almost-made-it-to-the-shelf book tells us to think positive. Our thoughts become our actions. You think, therefore you are! Is it really true? So, if I kept telling myself a million times that I am the most gorgeous creature that walked the face of the earth, does that make me that? Or, if I place my hand on this hot flame, I will not burn? Or that, I will be so filthy, stinking rich, my money will be smelling like garbage but I will continue to stay on my ass and do nothing. I think it takes more than just thought.Maybe a little nip/tuck here and there, a few hair extensions and a red carpet may make me the most gorgeous woman of the night. But that took more than just thinking. So I guess that you have to put your thought into actions...DAAAAMMMNNNNNN. I guess there's not gonna be an easy way to make my first million. Even winning the lottery requires you to purchase a lottery ticket.

If you're gonna take an easy route and marry rich,then I guess your behind needs to hang out where the rich and famous are. Damn, times two.So dear people who are not geniuses and have to rely on their hands and feet to get a piece of a pie.

My advice for you is not only to think big, but you may want to put a little effort in the things you do. Your psychic may have told you differently, but again, how much of your hard-earned money did she trick you out of? I am the only legit psychic I know. I predict that this will be the last sentence in this note.

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